Tall Tales Of Wilderness Wanderings (Part 7 of 13): Logistical Improbabilities in the Wilderness-Wandering Tales Another Problem with the Quails

by Farrell Till

In "Yahweh's Quails," we saw the logistical absurdities that would have been involved in the biblical tale of quails that Yahweh caused to fall to a depth of three feet for 20 miles in all directions around the Israelite camp. Besides the sheer logistics that would have been involved in the gathering of these quails as claimed in the biblical text, this fanciful little tale presents another problem for biblical inerrantists. According to the story, Yahweh clearly said that he would give the complaining Israelites enough meat to last them a month, so much meat, in fact, that it would come out at their nostrils and become loathsome to them.

Numbers 11:18 "Therefore Yahweh will give you meat, and you shall eat. 19 You shall eat not only one day, or two days, or five days, or ten days, or twenty days, but for a whole month--until it comes out of your nostrils and becomes loathsome to you--because you have rejected Yahweh who is among you, and have wailed before him, saying, 'Why did we ever leave Egypt?'"

So Yahweh's prediction was that these bellyaching Israelites would chew on quails for a month until the meat came out their nostrils and became loathsome to them, but according to Yahweh's inspired, inerrant word, this isn't what happened .

Numbers 11:32 So the people worked all that day and night and all the next day, gathering the quails; the least anyone gathered was ten homers; and they spread them out for themselves all around the camp. 33 But while the meat was still between their teeth, before it was consumed, the anger of Yahweh was kindled against the people, and Yahweh struck the people with a very great plague. 34 So that place was called Kibroth-hattaavah, because there they buried the people who had the craving.

So one passage from Yahweh's inspired, inerrant word says that he told the people they would eat so much meat (for at least a month) that it would become loathsome to them, but another passage (just a few verses further along) says that the people never even had the opportunity to eat the quails, because Yahweh struck the people with a "very great plague" while the meat was still between their teeth, before it was consumed, and killed those who had had "the craving."

But there are no discrepancies in the Bible, are there?